Anthony Mundine explains “blatant robbery” against Daniel Geale

January 31, 2013 in Best Of, Boxing, Humor, Sport

Anthony Mundine hits Daniel Geale on the fist with a perfectly timed chin

Anthony Mundine hits Daniel Geale on the fist with a perfectly timed chin

In one of the most shocking and disgraceful decisions in boxing history, Anthony “The Man” Mundine was blatantly robbed in Sydney last night against Daniel Geale in their high-anticipated rematch. Despite dominating the historical 12-round championship fight (that was not reported by any mainstream media outside of Australia), Mundine suffered his fifth career defeat with scores of 117-111, 117-111, 116-112, all in favor of reigning IBF Middleweight champion Geale.

A shattered and bewildered Mundine fled the Sydney Entertainment Center as soon as the decision was announced, but after finding time to compose himself later in the evening, told reporters what everyone clearly knew — he was robbed.

“I walked straight into an ambush, that is the best way I can sum it up,” he said, fighting back tears. “I obviously had to knock him out. I knew that, I said before the fight that the only way they were going to beat me is if they rob me, but I didn’t think it was going to be so obvious and I didn’t think it was going to be so blatant, as blatant as the headbutts and elbows I was constantly getting away with during the fight.”

Mundine said he intentionally took all those stinging jabs and crushing body blows from Geale because he believed demonstrating his endurance and “ability to take a punch” was going to impress the judges more than landing any meaningful punches of his own.

“I knew I had to prove to the judges I didn’t have a glass head after two previous incidents that didn’t reflect too well on me,” Mundine explained, referring to this:

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“Both those incidents were intentional, though,” he added, “because no one would agree to fight me if they knew how unstoppable I truly was.”

Mundine didn’t think his second fight with Geale was even close, and said he believed every boxing expert and audience member who thought Geale easily won the fight had obviously been bribed. Either that or because “they hate me for all the racist, inflammatory, nonsensical, moronic and boneheaded things I have said throughout the years,” he said.

“I thought I was dominant enough to get the victory,” Mundine said. “Honestly, I thought it was eight rounds to four — all day. That is why I was so buoyant after the fight but they took my fourth world title off me, man.”

Mundine explained that he only “acted like I was losing” all throughout the fight because he didn’t want to appear too cocky, unlike Geale, “that shameless showboater,” he said. “My corner was only pretending to be desperate but we really thought we had the fight in the bag all along. I only acted like Geale’s punches hurt me because I felt sorry for him after I accused him of being a fake Aborigine and said those insensitive but true things about his wife and kids.”

Mundine even claimed that his corner secretly applied make-up in between rounds to make it look like his face was bruised and swollen from Geale’s punches. “I decided if I was going to be the good guy I was going to go all in,” he added.

The man who calls himself “The Man” said the reason why his face and body language were so convincing was because he got acting tips from his good buddy Russell Crowe in exchange for giving Crowe singing lessons for Les Miserables.

Crowe, who was ringside, tweeted after the fight: “Geale v Mundine, bullshit biased commentary, bullshit biased result. Nobody won that fight. 15 rounds next time.” He later clarified that he didn’t think the fight was “actually a draw” as the tweet suggested and said that if 15 rounds was good enough for him in Cinderella Man, based on a true story set in the Great Depression, then it would be good enough for Mundine-Geale III in 2013.

Crowe then directed reporters to this award-winning article which showed what a true stand-up guy he was.

Sonny Bill Williams, another truly stand-up fellow who walked out on his footy team midway through a season for more money overseas, didn’t just believe, but actually thought Mundine won the fight when the decision was announced, tweeting last night: “Hanging out with @Anthony_Mundine celebrating a victory.”

Williams was stunned when told later that Mundine in fact lost the fight. “I thought when they said the winner was  ‘still the IBF champion of the world’ they were referring to Choc. I didn’t realise Choc has never held the IBF title. In any weight class. Ever. It was still a good night out though.”

Mundine admits had he pressured Geale more he might never have left the fight in the hands of the judges. “If I would have put the second and third attack, now I kick myself, I probably would have knocked him out,” he said. “That is how dominant I was. I was hitting him hard with all parts of my body and I was hurting him. My cheekbone was doing serious damage to his left jab and I think my ribs might have even fractured his right fist.”

Is Sonny Bill Williams the next Ali?

January 31, 2011 in Boxing

SBW against one of his outmatched opponents

In what must be the funniest claim of the year thus far, Tony Mundine, a former boxer and father of Anthony Mundine, says rugby player and occasional boxer Sonny Bill Williams can be ‘the next Muhammad Ali’ if he continues boxing.

For those who don’t know, Williams is a former rugby league player who lost the plot and fled to France in the middle of a season to play rugby union for more cash.  The only guy that seemed to support him at the time was his good friend Anthony Mundine.  And thanks to Mundine, Williams began professional boxing (originally for charity) but is now beginning to seriously consider switching sports again, with the Mundines in his corner.

At 6’3″ and 238 pounds, Williams is a freak of nature with astonishing athletic ability.  Anyone that has seen him on the football field can attest to that.  But his first three fights (with two KOs) were against overweight and out of shape bums that Williams could have beaten without any training given his natural gifts.

And now, just after his third professional bout, Tony Mundine claims that Williams live up to a boxer many consider the greatest of all time (at least for a heavyweight).

“I said to [Williams] in 12 months time he could be the second Ali. He could be anything,” Mundine Sr said.  “I saw him about 12 months ago, I really thought he moved like Ali….He needs more fights … If he keeps on boxing seriously, he will be the second Ali.”

Yep.  Another pearl of wisdom from the Mundine family.  Not to piss on William’s amazing athletic ability, but to say that a 25-year-old guy who did not step into a boxing ring until May 2009, with no amateur experience and three professional wins against fat bums, can in the next 12 months become the ‘next Ali’, a guy who started boxing at 12, won numerous state and national titles and an Olympic gold medal, all before turning professional — well, I’ll let you make your own conclusions.

Here is a video of Williams against his second opponent.  Pretty hilarious stuff.

Amazingly, that’s not even the most hilarious thing Mundine Sr said in that interview.

“He’s got a big question mark – rugby league, rugby union or boxing,” Mundine Sr said when discussing Williams’ future.  “In rugby league and union there’s a lot of injuries, he can damage himself [in the] knees, neck, elbows and ankles.”

So to avoid injuries, Williams should quit the highly dangerous sports of rugby league and union and join a sport where the sole purpose is to punch the crap out of your opponent.  Makes sense.

If Sonny Bill Williams keeps hanging around the Mundines, he could very well end up like Muhammad Ali — the Muhammad Ali of now.

PS: Nothing against Williams personally.  I met him once and he was very nice and friendly.