‘The Last of Us’ Diary: Part VIII — Winter is Coming

May 27, 2015 in Uncategorized by pacejmiller

Winter

Where are the White Walkers?

Note: This is the eighth part of a multi-part series detailing my experiences, observations and thoughts on The Last of Us on PS3. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 can be found here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here, Part 6 here and Part 7 here.

Day 14 (May 18, 2015)

After farewelling Tommy, The Last of Us begins to gather momentum towards its climax. It’s unfortunate this game has to end at all, but there’s only so much travelling a middle-aged man and a teenage girl can do across a post-apocalyptic USA.

I should also note that we are now also entering my favourite part of the game, for reasons I will discuss later.

UEC

Go Big Horns!

The mission to track down the Fireflies next takes Joel and Ellie to the University of Eastern Colorado, as instructed by Tommy. They enter through the front gate in style, on a horse, of course, and soon you’ll be able to wander around the campus with a certain level of freedom. There’s a little bit of scavenging at this point, some zombies to kill, but for the most part it’s more of the same.

The highlight of this entire chapter of the game is, needless to say, the monkeys. I know what you’re thinking, and I’m sure you know what I’m thinking.

Caesar!!!!!!!

Nothing would have pleased me more to discover that the game had a secret major twist — that the whole world has in fact been overtaken by super intelligent apes. Alas, it turned out they were just normal test monkeys, but it was still cool to see them wandering around the labs and on campus. A very nice touch, Naughty Dog.

Anyway, a little while later, the game does offer a huge twist, one that the developers actually lied to protect before the game was released.

During an ensuing cut-scene tussle with Hunters, Joel topples off a second-floor railing and pierces his torso on a protruding screw.

That's not his first piercing

That’s not his first piercing

You have to try and make it out staggering around like Lindsay Lohan on a Friday night, while Ellie saves your ass time after time against oncoming baddies. Eventually, Joel collapses and the screen fades to black.

Now what?! Is that it? Joel’s dead and the game’s over?

Then this screen pops up:

WInter is coming

…is coming

A cute little bunny bounces out of a burrow in the snow. Hi bunny!

And then…

Oops

Bye bunny

That’s Ellie’s doing. She’s still around, shooting rabbits in the snow. But where’s Joel?

We don’t find that out for now because Ellie is distracted by a deer and the next part of the game is about hunting it down.

Deer

It’s nice to see that Ellie has chosen the bow and arrow as her weapon of choice, joining a short list of strong female characters who have made the same decision.

Like her.
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Her.

portman

And her.

kiera

And her.
evangeline

And her.

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Her too.

brave

And her too.

Just kidding

Just kidding

Her as well.

ygritte

And of course her!

arya

Coincidence?

Nevertheless, the deer hunting leads Ellie to a couple of creepy dudes, led by this guy, David, a seemingly normal dude just out looking for food for his people. It is at this point that we find out that Joel is actually still alive somehow and Ellie is in need of medicine to help him stave off an infection.

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I’m not creepy at all!

David is the kinda guy that immediately reminds you of an actor, and in this case it’s John Hawkes, specifically from his performance in Winter’s Bone. I dunno if it’s the hair or the creepiness or just the snow, but he would be perfect for the movie version, no?

winters-bone

I’m not creepy at all!

Ellie reaches a tentative agreement for David’s nervous companion, James, to go back to their camp to get some antibiotics in exchange for the deer she shot down. Of course, as they wait for James to return, zombies — including a bloater — come attacking, and together Ellie and David have to fend them off.

As I noted earlier, the segment where you play as Ellie is probably the best of the entire game. It’s a small fraction of the story in the grand scheme of things, but it’s also the most tense in terms of gameplay and emotionally involving in terms of the storyline. Having gotten used to Joel and built him up into quite a formidable dude, it was great to have to go back to basics with Ellie, who starts off with just a bow and a knife. She can’t punch people out like Joel, so you have to use your smarts a little more, and the way she flings her entire body at enemies to take them down is more visually spectacular than what Joel does.

It’s also interesting from a plot perspective, because up to that point the player controls Joel to protect Ellie. Now it’s the other way around, and Ellie gets the opportunity to show you what she’s capable of. She’s more vulnerable than Joel, and that sense of anxiety is really transferred to the player as you control her.

Needle

That’s not his first needle, if you know what I mean

Eventually, James returns with the medicine and Ellie returns with it to Joel. It would have been funny if she had found him dead, or if the medicine kills him, but as required by the plot he recovers, though not before their hideout is discovered by David and his men and Ellie is forced to try and lead them away.

The Ellie action is unfortunately short-lived, as she is captured by David and taken back to his camp. The scene cuts to Ellie in a cage, and this is when we discover David’s poorly kept secret. Yes, in yet another Walking Dead parallel, David and his followers are cannibals! But instead of wanting to eat Ellie, David recognises her awesomeness and tries to recruit her.

Have some...er...chicken

Have some…er…KFC

I found this revelation to be extremely well done. There’s nothing particularly visceral about it; in fact, it’s kind of unveiled in a matter-of-fact manner. It’s not staged as something extra shocking, almost as though the gamemakers excepted you to have guessed it already.

Meanwhile, Joel awakens and becomes generally the same as before, albeit a little pale. Now the game shifts back to Joel, and he’s going on an exciting rampage of violence to rescue Ellie. If you’ve ever wondered how Liam Neeson feels as he goes about his business in Taken, here’s your chance to experience it first hand.

I'm going to find you, and I'm going to kill you

I’m going to find you, and I’m going to kill you

Interestingly, my playing style naturally evolved along with Joel’s emotions. I’m usually quite conservative and careful, but with Ellie’s life on the line, I’m going all out and busting caps up people’s asses left and right, taking no prisoners and beating the shit out of everything in sight.

There’s one particular scene where Joel gets his hands on a couple of David’s henchmen and must force them to spill the beans on Ellie’s whereabouts. If you’ve ever wondered how Jack Bauer feels as he goes about his business in 24, here’s your chance to experience it first hand.

Dammit!

Dammit!

If I were to guess what would happen next, I would say that Joel would find Ellie and rescue her after killing everyone in David’s camp. That’s the typical male hero fantasy gamers are used to. Thankfully, The Last of Us is no typical game, and I was ecstatic to discover that Ellie will get to finish out this chapter of the game as its protagonist. The perspective shifts back to her and she kills stupid James, setting up an epic showdown with David in a burning restaurant/inn.

Without her weapons, however, this climatic battle plays out differently. All Ellie has is a knife, and she must evade the gun-wielding David on the one hand while finding ways to sneak up behind him on the other so she can stab him. Being the tough dude David is, one stab won’t do the trick, and you’ll have to repeat the difficult task three times to trigger the next cut scene. Trust me, it’s well worth it.

EPIC

So epic

In many ways, this is the true climax of the game. It’s essentially the last time you get to use Ellie (OK, there’s one more time, but you don’t get to do anything), and the next and final chapter of the game is surprisingly tame compared to this one because it focuses more on the emotional journey of the characters. I’ll get to that in my next post, where I will also deliver my overall verdict on the game.

Movie Review: Get Hard (2015)

May 27, 2015 in Movie Reviews, Reviews by pacejmiller

get hard

Will Ferrell plus Kevin Hart. On paper, putting together two of the world’s biggest comedic stars should be a no-brainer, but Get Hard, their highly anticipated buddy-movie collaboration, turned out to be lesser than the sum of its parts.

Ferrell plays yet another version of himself, this time as James King, a highly successful financial prodigy engaged to the beautiful daughter (Alison Brie) of his boss (Craig T Nelson). King knows how to make loads and loads of money with hedge funds, but he’s a bit of a douche and practically retarded in all other aspects of life, much like all of Ferrell’s other characters. When he is sentenced to 10 years in a maximum security prison for a white collar crime, King seeks the help of his car washer, Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart), to help him “get hard” in 30 days so he won’t be (anally) destroyed in prison.

The majority of the jokes in this movie stem from two things: King’s numbing stupidity, and the fact that Lewis, who has never even been to prison, is black. While Get Hard uses the pun in the title a couple of times (as you would), the film is basically a conveyor belt of fairly typical racial stereotype jokes, mixed in with some prison rape jokes and gay jokes, and a whole lot of standard Will Ferrell idiocy. Kevin Hart plays the “straight man” this time, and as a result he doesn’t get to do nearly as much as Ferrell does, though he does have one decent scene in which he shows off his talents by pretending to be several different prison factions at once.

Get Hard has been savaged by most critics, largely for being offensive by relying too much on race and gay jokes. I’m actually quite shocked that people were offended by it. I mean, seriously, this is Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart. What else did people expect from a comedy with these two called Get Hard, in which a black man tries to teach a white man how to survive in prison?

The real problem with the movie is not that the jokes are offensive, it’s that they are not funny. Or at least not funny enough. I probably giggled a couple of times and grunted a handful of others, which falls way short of the “six laugh rule” for a good comedy. A lot of the attempts at laughs were cliched and lacking in imagination, and while I applaud Ferrell and Hart for pushing the boundaries, none of the comedy felt as edgy as it could have been.

Ferrell can be lame and Hart can be grating, but when they are on their game they are undeniably laugh-generating machines. They actually have fairly good chemistry in this too, which is why it ultimately feels like Get Hard was a complete waste of their respective talents. To be fair, it’s not horrible — there are much worse comedies being made these days — though there’s just no getting around the fact that this should have been much much funnier.

2 stars out of 5

PS: At least Alison Brie was surprisingly hot in this.

‘The Last of Us’ Diary: Part VII — Hey Brother!

May 24, 2015 in Game Reviews, Reviews by pacejmiller

Fall

Note: This is the seventh part of a multi-part series detailing my experiences, observations and thoughts on The Last of Us on PS3. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 can be found here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here and Part 6 here.

Day 13 (May 17, 2015)

The Last of Us needed a change of pace after the heavy tragedy of Sam and Henry, and the game makers clearly recognised this when they decided on the events of the next Act. First of all, they moved time forward, changing seasons to autumn.

That’s one of the things the game does extremely well — creating the feeling that there is a real passage of time. Most video games don’t take the time or effort to do that — it’s just one scene to the next — but here it’s important to get the sense that Joel and Ellie are growing closer and that they have been through a lot together.

After a bit of exploration, Joel and Ellie arrive at what appears to be a massive compound with security gates. Their attempt to open the gate prompts another major coincidence (one I can live with) — the reappearance of Joel’s brother Tommy.

hey brother

This meeting was set up beautifully given that Joel had just said, moments earlier, that he and Tommy did not part on good terms after a difference of philosophies about the new world order. “I believe his last words were; ‘I don’t ever want to see your goddamn face again’,” Joel said.

If you don’t recall, Tommy was the guy who saved Joel’s life by killing the soldier who was about to kill his brother all those years ago, but I guess Joel’s inability to cope with the loss of Sarah, his daughter, drove a wedge between the siblings. As the story goes, Tommy joined the Fireflies after growing sick of the shit Joel was doing to survive. His appearance at this juncture, however, means he must have left the Fireflies, and his warm embrace of Joel when they meet again suggests he has let bygones be bygones.

Hey, Brother!

Hey, Brother!

I know what you’re thinking about right now — Sawyer from Lost!

I swear, the makers of this game must have been huge Lost fans. First it was Michael and Walt, and now Sawyer. I mean, just look at the resemblance.

Even the accents are similar

Even the accents are similar

I don’t know if or when the movie’s gonna be made, but Holloway has to be the No. 1 pick for the role of Tommy. It’s not a huge role, but it’s a pivotal one, and Holloway hasn’t exactly been tearing it up since Lost, meaning he should be amenable to such a role should it be presented to him. A-listers like Bradley Cooper aren’t likely to say yes to such a minor role, so it opens the door for guys on the second and third tiers to jump at the chance.

Since parting ways, Tommy has joined the Fireflies, left the Fireflies, and hooked up with a blonde lass named Maria who runs a compound with her daddy. The place reminded me a little of a mix of all the compounds in The Walking Dead, from Woodbury to Terminus to the Alexandria Safe Zone. There are people working odd jobs all over the place and others seemingly living in harmony. But most importantly, there are horses!

Horsey

Every post-apocalyptic world needs horses as the primary means of transport

It’s a shame we didn’t get to spend too much more time in Tommy’s compound, which apparently isn’t that safe anyway. Following a grand tour of the premises, the compound suddenly comes under attack by Hunters who have someone made their way in. So much for security. I took care of business and showed these compound pussies how it’s done out there in the real world.

Not long after that, Ellie overhears Joel and Tommy’s arrangement to have Tommy escort Ellie to the Fireflies — since he used to be a part of them and all — and Maria’s stern opposition to the whole deal. She’s a scary woman.

She reminds me of a west side story

She reminds me of a west side story

By the way, Ashley Scott, who voiced and motion captured for Maria, would be a good fit for the movie role.

Seems like a good match for Sawyer, I mean Tommy

Seems like a good match for Sawyer, I mean Tommy

The argument leads to Ellie stealing one of the horses and taking off, which is awesome, because it means Joel finally gets to ride a horse! Joel and Tommy each grab a horse and away they go, and just as I expected, the controls for horseriding are very smooth.

I'm on a horse

I’m on a horse motherf&*er

We track Ellie to a bunch of Hunters in the woods and crush them easily. Eventually, we find Ellie’s horse outside a house, and Joel finds her in a young girl’s room, reading the girl’s diary and being astounded by the kinds of things teenagers used to worry about. Remember, this messed up world is all Ellie knows because she was born into it. The diary is one of many subtle comments The Last of Us makes about contemporary society and materialism, along with the movie posters and advertising they come across throughout the game. It’s clever commentary too, not the hackneyed stuff you typically see in video games.

Anyway, this is one of the most pivotal scenes in the entire game. Ellie mentions Joel’s daughter, Sarah, for the first time (she heard it from that loudmouth Maria), prompting Joel to go apeshit and declaring that they are going their separate ways despite Ellie confessing that she does not want to go with Tommy and wants to stay with Joel.

Now, this is my take on what the scene means. Up to this point in the game, Joel’s relationship with Ellie has grown close, but he hasn’t really admitted to what she truly means to him, ie, someone who can fill the gaping hole left by the death of Sarah. In the very beginning, he thought of her as nothing more than a nuisance, a burden, but over time, and especially since Tess’s death, Joel has come to accept her as a companion and someone he can trust with his life.

It wasn’t until his meeting with Tommy, however, that the emotions of the past were dredged up from the recesses of Joel’s memory. From the start of the game, Tommy has appeared to be the stronger one. He was the one who drove over to pick up Joel and Ellie when the outbreak commenced, shielding them from zombies as they fled for safety. He was also the one who saved Joel’s life by shooting the soldier. He was the one who joined the Fireflies to “save the world” while Joel was still caught up in self-destructive behaviour.

It is therefore no surprise that Joel believes Tommy can take better care of Ellie than he can. One the on hand it keeps her safe, and on the other it keeps him from facing his true feelings about her. Perhaps most importantly, the decision shelters Joel from the responsibility and pain should something happen to Ellie, something he cannot bear to experience again. Three birds with one stone.

Ellie’s a smart gal, so she must know a little of what Joel’s thinking, but her assurances — about not being Sarah — comes across to Joel as calling out his cowardice and shirking of responsibility, causing him to react the same way he has for the past 20 years — defensively and heartlessly.

Bye Tommy

Bye Tommy

Fortunately for them both, a bunch of Hunters attack the house, and for Joel, it either resets his perspective or gives him the requisite time to come to his senses. Whatever the catalyst, he realises by the time it is to say goodbye to Tommy that he and Ellie are in this together, for better or worse. Rather than hiding from his fears, he has decided that the only way to exorcise his demons is to face them head on.

And so he makes up an excuse about being scared of Maria and sends Tommy home to his wife. As we will see, it’s a decision that will change their fates forever.

Godammit I love this game!

Movie Review: The Lazarus Effect (2015)

May 22, 2015 in Movie Reviews, Reviews by pacejmiller


Jesus may have raised Lazarus from the dead, but in the case of the Lazarus Effect, death would actually be a welcome relief from this disaster of a horror flick.

I didn’t have high hopes for this film, but I figured anything with a star like Olivia Wilde in the lead role can’t be that bad. Wilde plays a medical researcher (really believable already) who along with her fiancé (Mark Duplass) and a couple of other guys who could not look less like medical researchers (Evan Peters and Donald Glover) develop the “Lazarus” serum, a magical concoction they believe can bring the dead back to life.

You already see where this is heading, right?

The catalyst for moving the plot along is the arrival of a young and attractive videographer (Sarah Bolger), who has asked to tape their experiments — though thankfully, this is not a found-footage film.

I don’t consider the following a spoiler because it’s obvious from the poster. Naturally, after attaining some level of success, something happens that ends up requiring Duplass to inject Wilde with the serum. And of course, she “comes back”, but is not quite the same, and shit soon starts to happen.

The biggest problem I had with The Lazarus Effect is its complete sense of predictability. The premise is actually quite good, but the script pulled out every horror cliche in the catalogue and the story went along exactly as you would have guessed for a movie of this kind. I don’t claim to know what they could have done differently, I just know whatever they did failed to work.

There were a handful of times throughout the movie when I said to my wife, “X is going to happen” or “Y is going to say Z”, and each time I was proven right, and right on cue. Maybe I’ve seen too many horror films, but it was just disappointing to not experience anything unexpected, including the scare tactics, most of which were “boo” moments we’ve seen many times.

The cast is nice to look at and their performances are fine, though they don’t get to do much because of the insipid characters they’ve been given.

It’s a shame, because The Lazarus Effect has some interesting themes and questions about life, death and the afterlife, but none of these are even close to being fleshed out. Instead, the experience was bogged down by familiar horror tropes, wasting a promising premise and cast.

1.5 stars out of 5

‘The Last of Us’ Diary: Part VI — Say Hello to My Little friend

May 21, 2015 in Game Reviews, Reviews by pacejmiller

Hunters

Here come the Hunters

Note: This is the fifth part of a multi-part series detailing my experiences, observations and thoughts on The Last of Us on PS3. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 can be found here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here and Part 5 here.

Day 10 (May 14, 2015)

After farewelling the affable Bill, Joel and Ellie keep driving until they reach an elevated bridge packed with abandoned cars, forcing them to change route. This leads them right into a trap set up by “Hunters”, basically criminals who hunt down travellers and other people for their possessions and god knows what else.

Joel, having been “on both sides” in the past, is able to see through the act and avoids the initial onslaught, but their car eventually crashes and they must take out the nasty dudes one by one. Vastly outnumbered, it’s just not a smart idea to take these guys head on, so stealth, quiet kills (either by choking or shiv) and taking hostages becomes very important.

What shocked me, however, was that some of these bad dudes had impressive weapons of their own, including my favourite, the Molotov cocktail. There was this one time when I killed one of the Hunters and was feeling very pleased with myself as I waited behind a car for his companion to walk right into my lap, and before I knew it I was on fire and screaming! The bastard threw a Molotov cocktail at me! That’s my move!

molotov

Watch this

Molotov2

Bwahahahaha!

This brings me to the subject of weaponry, another aspect of The Last of Us that hits the nail on the head. The weapons system in this game is sublime. It’s smooth, it’s real time, and it’s neither too easy nor too hard. I still stuff up way too often when I panic, but that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

The fundamentals are straightforward. If you don’t have a melee weapon, you can punch and kick your opponent with the square button. It’s not as simple as button bashing, however, as if you time the punches wrong or if you are out of range, your opponent will seize the opportunity and beat you up. Dudes can also grab you from behind like in a prison shower, so you need to be aware of your surroundings at all times. Occasionally, the game offers an opportunity to perform a counter move, at which time the triangle button will pop up on the screen. If you press it in time, you can evade a punch and then carry out attacks of your own.

Take that!

Take that!

Bullets are relatively scarce throughout most of the game, so I was a big fan of just punching it out. It’s a great stress reliever, especially when you’re surrounded by so many enemies. Even better than punching people is a great melee weapon — like tyre irons, baseball bats and wooden beams — particularly one that has been “upgraded” so that the blades get “stuck” in the enemy and you have to pull it out. The only un-upgraded weapon that has a similar effect is the axe. I may have just outed myself as a sadist, but boy it is satisfying.

The axe is Jack's fave weapon too!

The axe is Jack’s fave weapon too!

Moving on to projectiles. The game has the brick and the glass bottle, both of which can be used to divert the attention of an enemy or stun them, so you can then run up and hack them to pieces! It’s one of the most useful items in the game, especially against gangs of clickers or when there aren’t many human enemies to battle.

I already mentioned the Molotov cocktail before. My second favourite after that is the smoke bomb, which creates a cloud of smoke to briefly incapacitate a group of enemies. The most valuable aspect of this weapon is that enemies will not shoot at you through the smoke, which is particularly useful when taking on multiple baddies.

The one I use the least is the nail bomb, which sounds nasty and is quite explosive, but I tend to prefer the Molotov because I like watching my enemies burn. With the nail bomb there’s just body parts left lying around in the aftermath.

nailbomb

I really don’t know why I don’t use the nail bomb more

In terms of guns, The Last of Us has plenty for players to find and upgrade. You start off with a small handgun, but later one you will come across shotguns, rifles, magnums, guns with scopes, and even a flamethrower. I like how the game splits them into short and long weapons, so you can equip one of each at a time for ease of access. If you want to change guns you’ll have to crouch down and reach into your backpack, which could render your vulnerable to enemies. As the game progresses, you’ll get the opportunity to add one more holster for both short and long weapons.

The shittiest long-range weapon has to be the bow and arrow. I’m a big fan of Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, but the bow in The Last of Us is not a crossbow but more like a Katniss Everdeen bow. It’s quiet, but the range is limited and shaky as hell, and if you miss they’ll all know about it.

Daryl's crossbow would have been much better

Daryl’s crossbow would have been much better

My favourite short weapon is probably “shorty”, which is more or less a short shotgun. I can’t aim when I freak out, and shorty provides a pretty solid blast radius. My favourite long weapon is the good ol’ shotgun. Again, it’s the blast radius that I like, though it’s its ability to blow apart enemies at close range that brings me back to it over and over again.

Shotgun

Shotgun blasts at close range are the best

And of course there is the flamethrower, which is one of the last things you’ll find. I don’t find it super useful because it has a relatively short range, but the effects are undeniable spectacular.

flamethrower

The flamethrower in action in a multiplayer game

The upgrade system is based on these gears you can find lying all over the gaming environment. An upgrade — like faster reload time, higher clip capacity or reduced sway — costs a certain number of gears, so you should pick and choose your favourite weapons and just stick to upgrading those. Importantly, upgraded can only be done on tool benches, which you’ll be able to find in limited number of places.

And before I forget, I really like that you can actually see the weapons on Joel’s back. Realism!

Anyway, the Hunters are a bitch. After clearing out the first batch, Joel and Ellie venture into an old hotel and have to take out a whole other gang of them. Things get interesting when an accident forces the two to separate, and when Joel finds himself being overpowered by a macho Hunter he ends up being saved by Ellie.

Ellie blows some dude's head off

Ellie blows some dude’s head off

This leads to Joel trusting Ellie enough to give her a gun, though I certainly could not tell that she helped at all in the next sequence, when she was supposed to help me out with a rifle from above while I took on another batch of Hunters. She was useless. I was on my own out there, I tell ya.

Days 11 & 12 (May 15 & 16)

All that hiding from Hunters leads Joel and Ellie onto a building ledge, from which they travel around the building and through a window. Suddenly, Joel is jumped by a dude out of nowhere, but being the badass Joel is, he starts pummeling the dude until Ellie lets him know that there’s a kid pointing a gun at him.

The dude and the kid are Henry and Sam, a couple of brothers. They seem to be less wary of us because of Ellie, and soon an alliance of sorts is established. It’s clear these two are going to be our new travelling companions, for however long they last.

Henry Sam

Henry and Sam

Henry and Sam, as soon as I saw them, brought up memories of Michael and Walt from Lost.

walt and michael

Walt and Michael

I initially thought Henry and Sam were father and son, as I did with Michael and Walt, but as it turned out they are siblings in both cases. Harold Perrineau, who played Michael in Lost, is nearly 52 now, and even though “black don’t crack,” he’s just way too old now to play Henry in the movie version of The Last of Us unless they change it to a father-son relationship. So I don’t know who they’ll get. Michael B Jordan (the new Human Torch in the Fantastic Four reboot)? Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther)? You tell me. As long as they don’t get Jaden Smith to play Sam (who’s supposed to be 13) I’ll be OK.

Travelling with Henry and Sam was pretty cool while it lasted. There was a sad scene when they found themselves in a toy store and Sam wanted to pick up a toy robot, only to be admonished by Henry because their rule is to only take what they need. Later on, if you look carefully and not face Joel in Ellie’s direction, you’ll see her pick up the robot for Sam, which is a nice little touch to the game.

Toy store

Henry forces Sam to leave the toy robot

The plan they came up was to escape the Hunters at night via a guarded gate. I tried stealth for as long as possible, but eventually I didn’t know how to proceed without gunning down the dudes on top of the tower, so we ended up having an all-out gun battle. Fortunately, Henry could hold his own, and it wasn’t that hard to take care of all them.

After passing the gate, this suped-up armored car starts coming after them, and in the panic Henry and Sam decide to ditch Joel to save their own skins. Dick move on their part. Ellie comes back to join Joel because she’s awesome, and together they find another way out.

The armored car tracks Joel and Ellie down later on and they’re forced to jump off a bridge.

Bridge

Jumpin’ Jumpin’

The next part of the story takes a bit of a leap here, no pun intended. Joel passes out after crashing into rocks from the current, and when he wakes up he sees that both he and Ellie had been rescued by Henry and Sam. What are the odds?

Ellie convinces Joel to not smash Henry’s head in, and together they move on again, this time into some sort of underground sewerage facility packed with zombies.

Sewers

Smells nice

This was a pretty intense part of the game because it was such a claustrophobic environment. What made it worse as the gradual discovery that there used to be a group of people living in there, with little kids and all, led by this dude named Ish, who left a lot of diaries and notes lying around for people to find. They all died, of course, because some idiot left the door open or something and the zombies came flooding in. All it takes is one idiot.

This was also the place where Joel and Ellie get separated again, and for a little whole Joel ends up with Sam and Ellie with Henry. Mixed things up a little, I guess, but it didn’t make much of a difference, to be honest.

After the escape from the facility and a bit of scavenging came something a little different — an encounter with a sniper. This part was really fun but also really frustrating. Basically, there’s a sniper up in a building up ahead with a bunch of henchmen guarding him, and Joel must find a way to get to the sniper without getting shot. This meant plenty of stealth as I proceeded up towards the building, but it was extremely difficult to get to the sniper because it was hard to pick off all the henchmen without being spotted.

I died about a dozen times, more or less, before I figured out the best way, which was to throw plenty of smoke bombs to shield myself from the sniper while I picked off the henchmen. It wasn’t easy, but I got the job done, and after disposing of the sniper something even more interesting happened — I had to become the sniper!

Barry Pepper or Mark Wahlberg?

Barry Pepper or Mark Wahlberg?

As Joel waves Ellie, Henry and Sam to come toward him, the trio gets swarmed by enemy combatants, and Joel must use the sniper gun to pick them off before they get to his friends. I sucked at this, of course, so it took me a few tries to take out all the enemies.

Shortly after that, zombies come running, but it appeared that it didn’t matter whether I’d be able to shoot any of them because there were way too many anyway. I knew there must have been a reason for this, and sure enough, my fears were confirmed when the story led into a long cut sequence with Ellie and Sam. This could only mean one thing — someone was going to die soon!

And I was right. Sam got bitten during the zombie attack earlier and turned over the course of the night. And when he attacked Ellie the next morning, Henry was left with no choice but to shoot his little brother. Wracked with guilt, Henry shoots himself in the head.

Henry

Do it!

I wasn’t too torn up about it. I still remember Henry leaving me behind earlier! Karma’s a bitch, bitch.

Still, first Joel’s daughter, and now Sam. That’s two dead kids in one game already. Brutal.

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